Q:How do I Keep my Neighbors from Stealing my Herbs?

Answer: I used to live in a tiny house with an enormous mango tree, as well as an avocado tree in the yard. My neighbors constantly stole things, most of which I would gladly have given to them. One time, they broke into my yard, (could have knocked but they broke in all the time), […]

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How to Use Your Spork Properly

From popular joking points in kitchens, people learn to properly use a spork in jail. Prisoners are given plastic sporks because they can’t be weaponized. Sporks have been around a long time. They were first patented in the U.S. in the mid 1800’s, although the idea wasn’t new. The concept behind a spork, other than […]

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Season’s Greetings!

This delight is tofurkey, brought to a full thanksgiving dinner.  

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Gastronicum

Pure Gold   Johnathan Gold, you will be greatly missed. Your voice was like petting the softest fur and your intelligence was astonishing. I listened from afar and tried to never miss a show on Good Food’s podcast. R.I.P. Donugs? Maybe you’ve heard about this one if you hang out on social media but the […]

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